Well we all know what this is. I’m sure it’s awful and has a lot of mistakes, but I’m going out of town tomorrow and didn’t want to leave anyone hanging.

picardspajamas was really excited so HERE IT IS

Tags: skimmons

I’m trying to write smut and I’m freaking falling asleep omg

Look at this loser

Look at this loser

marthemacabre:

reckless-emotions:

gaylucifer:

Sometimes I forget that people on the Internet are actually real people. Like the guy scanning your bananas at Walmart could be the guy who sends you anon hate.

damn you banana man

WHERE’s the banana guy?….

(via kuramachakra)

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

marthemacabre:

heithel:

fannibleh:

uobyugit:

not my family bitch

why am i crying

“Stay away of my territory”

THERE’S THE BANANA GUY

(Source: 4gifs, via kuramachakra)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN “MY MAIN CHARACTER IS ACTING LIKE A HUMAN BEING*” MR.MAN EDITOR??? OH NO WE MUST REMEDY THIS

*selection was paraphrased because stupid*

Could I please get a lady editor who won’t butcher my characters????

I don’t want to care about this thing that’s just happened my mother has fucked me over how am I supposed to be nice to people who have ZERO FUCKING CLUE

Would it be wrong of me to write a fic where fitz masturbates to an engineering magazine?

picardspajamas replied to your post “The rules were simple. Jemma wasn’t allowed to move her hand from her…”

gimmie gimmie i want it i want it

This seems to be the general consensus