My mother got all upset the other day when I got angry at her for never listening to me and said “Well how are we ever supposed to believe anything you say?? You always said you were going to move out when you were eighteen and never speak to us again!” like that has anything to do with anything. I ended up telling her sarcastically that I was only using them for their money until I could support myself.

I didn’t have the heart to tell her it was true

pun-rocker:

You know why I love AUs? Because the whole point of them is that everything is changed, and yet these two people are still going to meet and fall in love- that they’re so set in stone and so meant to be that you can change literally everything in a hundred universes and they’ll fall in love over and over again. 

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worldofthecutestcuties:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

worldofthecutestcuties:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

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Ugh Jemma turned out super OOC for my nightmare!fic so I’m redoing it ugh

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

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silentwalrus1:

I NEED THE WHOLE EIFFEL TOWER IN MY SELFIE, STEVE. STOP WHINING. 

silentwalrus1:

I NEED THE WHOLE EIFFEL TOWER IN MY SELFIE, STEVE. STOP WHINING. 

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zohbugg:

mccdi09:

The Window Socket offers a neat way to harness solar energy and use it as a plug socket. So far we have seen solutions that act as a solar battery backup, but none as a direct plug-in. Simple in design, the plug just attaches to any window and does its job intuitively.

Designers: Kyuho Song & Boa Oh

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Should I buy season three of call the midwife because I’m having a really serious craving for it and I might go crazy if I can’t watch it

nymphdomi:

andy065:

Fuck your house.

OMG I’m dying

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