This is good

Very very good

Sure, I’m fine with publishing and gaining fans and all that, that’s cool. What I’m not looking forward to is having to deal with their stupid. Most humans try to blame someone for everything, especially in situations where no one should be to blame. 

It’s gonna piss me off so much I swear to god I’m going to go running around in the tags just correcting people.

“No seriously no one as at fault right here everyone made perfectly good choices okay, shut up”

Give it a couple of years.

That’s gonna be me.

That’s also my baby

They are both mine

I have like five of them

That IS my baby!

His name is Henry and he is the cutest thing in the whole wide world.

REGLOG IT YOU FUCK WE’RE MAKING THIS SHIT GO VIRAL

ALSO I LOVE YOU TOO HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY

*squishes* perfect sister is perfect everyone

clumsyoctopus:

flower language has always been an intense source of disappointment for me

like, they all mean really generic things like “love” or “forever” or “i’m sorry” 

i thought you could combine flowers

like you could just send someone a bouquet and from the combination of hibiscus and posies and tulips they’d understand “the rebel leader is dead, rendezvous at the docks at 8, bring the dog, you will need lighter fluid and  a large tomato”

(via spooningwithruby)

BOOM called it