necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

necessary:

he needs those parts for his space ship

(Source: jajaneenee, via puddytatt)

suctioning:

aciddd-angel:

suctioning:

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

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why the fuck would this be my reaction

You must not have a best friend

(via lover-of-many-things)

viagrah:


undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.




the last one omfg im so done

viagrah:

undercover-witch:

You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?

So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.

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the last one omfg im so done

(Source: dboybaker, via cawtchlin)

fitz-loves-simmons:

msdevindanielle:

Okay, it kills me that Simmons is helping Fitz move his arm.

But you know what absolutely murders me?

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That face.

That is the face of a girl who is 100% not okay.

She’s not…

and I want to cry….

(via kuramachakra)


asperatus cloud x

asperatus cloud x

(Source: dilfgod, via kuramachakra)

I’m saving almost a thousand dollars a month living on my own instead of on campus holy freaking shit my school is so expensive

coveredinsnow-:

ilovemaydayparade69:

rubee:

"why dont you just give him a chance"

idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im not interested

Damn, I don’t think women know how much that really hurts

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Nah I’m pretty sure us lady folk know how much normal everyday life hurts.

(via lightningparadox)

eighttwotwopointthreethree:

shakespeare’s characters are more or less equally divided between “DO IT FOR THE VINE” and “YOU HAD ONE JOB”

(via plinys)